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"As your lawyer, I highly recommend that you read these divorce papers in their entirety before you sign anything, Mr. Cahill."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gimme the papers, Lloyd."
"Alright, but there are a few clauses attached to the back which contain fairly dubious wording in the fine print. I'd advise that you refrain from signing those. I'll walk you through it."
"I don't care about the fine print, Lloyd. I'm signing it. I'll sign anything so long as I get to use my new Dunhill Luxury Ballpoint Pen featuring genuine carbon fiber designs."
"Mr. Cahill! No!"
"It's too late, Lloyd! I've already signed everything! Is there anything else that needs my John Hancock before I go? I wouldn't mind giving my luxurious new Dunhill pen another whirl. After all, it came with two extra ink refills."
"Mr. Cahill, you've just granted complete custody of your children to your ex-wife! You signed away your visitation rights, too!"
"You mean I never get to see my children again?"
"That's exactly what it means, Mr. Cahill! Quick, maybe we can shred these documents before your wife's attorney sees!"
"No, Lloyd. That won't be necessary. Everything worked out exactly as I had hoped."
You'll find any excuse to use a luxurious new Dunhill pen! This gorgeous writing utensil features mesmerizing genuine carbon fiber designs, silvertone metal accents and a bullet-shaped top! Furthermore, this handsome pen comes complete with a genuine Dunhill pen case with a cushioned suede interior and a security strap. This pen also ships with two blue ink refills, a manufacturer's 24 month warranty card and a booklet featuring the manufacturer's suggested care instructions.
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This Dunhill pen features stunning carbon fiber designs and a metal center band with an Alfred Dunhill embossment.
| || Ink Refills, Warranty Card & Manual, |
Your pen comes with two blue ink refills, a warranty card and an instruction manual that contains the manufacturer's suggested care instructions.